Living on another planet

**imported_elp6n** · May 3rd, 2010, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by CoeburnCane

What cave did this woman crawl out of? I'm fvckin serious w/that question.

We're still working on determining that.. she can't give us an answer that could possibly explain it!

**Unchained** · May 3rd, 2010, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by CoeburnCane

What cave did this woman crawl out of? I'm fvckin serious w/that question.

Cane it isn't just her either. In our in-service training last month,our safety officer was discussing PPE's,the personal protective equipment that a body uses at a place like ours (gloves,masks,suits for blood,feces cleanup...etc). This poor slow chap (kinda our pity project actually-dad is a solid officer,so they hired "junior" as a favor) when asked by our S.O. for other forms of personal protective equipment pipes up and says SERIOUSLY with no intent to joke... "A condom?". LMFAO. Now had it been a joke,we'd have just chuckled,but the poor doofus was serious:laffingassoff: Ah-have 'em everywhere I guess.

**Unchained** · May 3rd, 2010, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by imported_elp6n

We're still working on determining that.. she can't give us an answer that could possibly explain it!

In her defense,she is from West Virginia

**simple man** · May 3rd, 2010, 07:30 PM

That explains it- she doesn't speak English. Perhaps R13 could make her a project, like the other folks he was defending the other day.

**Jason** · May 3rd, 2010, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by imported_elp6n

So a co-worker comes in this morning and says "Y'all - DID YOU KNOW that they're gonna put THREE SCHOOLS IN ONE SITE???!?"

cue the crickets.

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to live in la-la happy land like that and just be completely clueless to everything going on.

I wonder if she's heard about the oil spill yet...

What oil spill?

**1inStripes** · May 3rd, 2010, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Jason

What oil spill?

The one in my kitchen, but its now under control. :P

**Jason** · May 4th, 2010, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by 1inStripes

The one in my kitchen, but its now under control. :P

Oh! Hope you got it took care of before it reached the living room! That would have been disasterous!:mooning:

**TheBeast** · May 4th, 2010, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by imported_elp6n

You have NOOoooooooooo idea :lol:

I try. I soooo try.
I should just video a typical day and post it on youtube....

This is the same person, when we tried to explain to her what a book of aesop's fables was (which was a gift for her kid) said "well I have a hard time believing he was around before Jesus"

Gotcha.